Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #6- The Music Man


Thirteen Music and Instrument Jokes


1. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend

...Homeless

2. What is the difference between an Oboe and a Bassoon

...a Bassoon burns longer

3. How can you tell the stage is level at a concert

...the drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth

4. Why do roadies only count to two

...everyone knows you lift on three

5. What is the difference between an onion and an accordian

...nobody cries when you cut up an accordian

6. When is a Viola in tune.

...when the bow is not moving

7. What' the difference between a Viola and a trampoline

...people take their shoes off to jump on a trampoline

8. What is perfect pitch on a banjo

...when it hits all three sides of the dumpster as it goes in

9. Where did they catch the streaker in church

...by the organ

10. How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

...the dog knows when to stop scratching.

11. Why do violinists put a cloth between their chin and their instrument?

...violins don't have spit valves.

12. Why did the chicken cross the road?

...to get away from the bassoon recital.

13. How do you get a guitar player to play softer?

...give him some sheet music.

More music jokes

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9 comments:

...Christy... said...

Thank you for visiting and your nice comment! I'm glad you smiled! Your music jokes cracked me up. :P

Have a great evening!

Christy

ancsweetnsassygal said...

I liked the first one the best! lol Very funny TT. Happy Friday!

Marina said...

LOL--these were funny!

Happy Friday...

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crissybug said...

I am a musical person so these were really funny! Thanks for the laugh.

BTW--I am pregnant so I could not enjoy the wine of France, and the food was good...but I think being pregnant made it so I wasn't as adventurous in trying some things. I have to say that their desserts were delightful!

Sniz said...

I love this list! I was in band in school for many years...piano for jazz band, mellophone for marching band, and oboe for concert band. Loved this list!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Those jokes are really funny! Thanks for sharing them! :)

Madame Queen said...

Those are hilarious! My favorite was the one about the banjo. I love a banjo, but still so funny.

Kathy said...

Christy, ancsweetnsassygal, crissybug, sniz, opengroveclaudia, and madame queen - Glad you all liked them!! We're both music people too and we couldn't keep doing TT13s without doing a music joke one. It was fun visiting all of your blogs this week. I'm starting to really like Thursdays!!

Sammi said...

Too funny. btw, ANY musician without a girlfriend is homeless :)